Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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